hey, it's me.
i'm downstairs. the world is ending. i brought cookies.

 

newsflick:

Ranua, Finland: a male brown bear wakes from hibernation at Ranua zoo.

newsflick:

Ranua, Finland: a male brown bear wakes from hibernation at Ranua zoo.

Take-out food is really starting to leave a bad taste in my mouth (pun absolutely intended).

This is good news for my budget and my health. I’m excited for the return of spring, so fresh food will abound once more.

But nooo, it had to fucking SNOW again last night. We’re back at square three.

C’mon, spring.

Why Ottawa bombs its frozen rivers

I had no idea. Apparently nature isn’t badass enough for Ottawa; they gotta blast winter into shrapnel!

Beats the hell out of a weak little snowplow, doesn’t it? Can you imagine looking out your window of a snowy evening and seeing crews walking along, packing C4 down the middle of the road?

That being said, the really-awesome-but-in-a-different-way amphibious excavators are probably a better option. Regardless, Ottawa’s winter maintenance > your city’s winter maintenance.

inothernews:

SNOWFURT   A cross-country skier makes her way across the snow-covered Feldberg  Mountain near the central German city of Frankfurt. Most parts of the  country are buried under snow, causing traffic chaos and closing schools  in several areas.  (Photo: AFP-Getty via the New York Post)

Seriously.  How am I supposed to not love winter?

inothernews:

SNOWFURT   A cross-country skier makes her way across the snow-covered Feldberg Mountain near the central German city of Frankfurt. Most parts of the country are buried under snow, causing traffic chaos and closing schools in several areas.  (Photo: AFP-Getty via the New York Post)

Seriously.  How am I supposed to not love winter?