hey, it's me.
i'm downstairs. the world is ending. i brought cookies.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Aroldis Chapman and Kenley Jansen pitched 0.1 innings each tonight, and gave up two runs each.
Relief pitchers are a fickle thing, my friends.
mlb:
Shane Robinson uses Pete Kozma’s uniform as a towel.
I was trying to get a perfect old-timey baseball player name for my created player on MLB2K13
I ended up with Patch Robinson, and I felt like that was… like, 65% of the way there.
Well, based on things I heard today, I changed it to Hooch Hanigan.
This is a trillion times better.
I feel like it rivals Harold “Pie” Traynor.
illustration aaron sechrist. photo mike simons/getty
And there exists not a single argument in favour of this racist bullshit, other than a shrug and some mumbling about “history”. Maybe saying it’s from a “different time”.
That’s the thing about the times. They do a-change. So, a-change it. I promise you that baseball in Cleveland and Atlanta, and football in Washington, can and will still be a beautiful thing.
Sometimes, you let your buddy learn the ropes of MLB 2K12 by letting him score lots of runs, pitching down the pipe, refraining from tossing him out, &c.
Then he makes it a fucking REAL GAME
And you have to win 15–13 in the bottom of the 9th by honestly pitching your best.
And then you run down the hallway going “ohhhhh” when you win.
So, that’s actually the way to go.
