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thebombbag:

This article…
Natalie Portman had major roles in The Professional, Heat, and Mars Attacks! before Phantom Menace. Jake Lloyd was never in another movie again. 
Nominated for Best Sound, Sound Editing, and Visual Effects. Lost to The Matrix, The Matrix, and The Matrix, respectively.
Star Wars not originally conceived as the 4rd movie. Also, 4rd is not a real thing.
No one wondered what would make re-releasing the films worth it. The answer to this question no one was wondering was not “3D.”
Non-fans don’t care. Most fans don’t care.
Good article, MTV, bro.

Poor David Robert.

thebombbag:

This article…

  1. Natalie Portman had major roles in The ProfessionalHeat, and Mars Attacks! before Phantom Menace. Jake Lloyd was never in another movie again. 
  2. Nominated for Best Sound, Sound Editing, and Visual Effects. Lost to The MatrixThe Matrix, and The Matrix, respectively.
  3. Star Wars not originally conceived as the 4rd movie. Also, 4rd is not a real thing.
  4. No one wondered what would make re-releasing the films worth it. The answer to this question no one was wondering was not “3D.”
  5. Non-fans don’t care. Most fans don’t care.

Good article, MTV, bro.

Poor David Robert.

  1. deadmentellnotales333 reblogged this from thebombbag
  2. dubiousmerchant reblogged this from thebombbag and added:
    Poor David Robert.
  3. vassago said: Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and push all my caring into the “4rd” dimension.
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