“I love talking about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about." — Oscar Wilde

 

Oh god I thought the same thing, I think it was a mistake.

How could it not be a mistake? I’m no Scrabble champion (seriously—folks, let’s play Words With Friends, and you’ll see how terrible I am), but I don’t think any letters can be inserted between “collater” and “l”.

And yeah, let’s say it was a mistake. How do you accidentally enter an ellipsis? One keystroke does not an ellipsis make.

I wish I had an ellipsis key on my keyboard.

That is the conclusion of this post.