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March 2012

Bonus Withdrawl Puts Bankers in "Malaise" → finance.yahoo.com

You can’t imagine how tough it is to live on only $250,000 a year.

The writers of—and people in—this article can’t imagine how little sympathy their plight deserves or receives.

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#music

February 2012

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#dog #cute #video
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Okay, I shouldn't say I'm not attracted to beards.

comicallyvariant:

I’m not attracted to Riker beards.

But, like, Robb Stark beardiness? Yes.

I guess it’s scruff that I like is what I’m getting at. Like, less “I do this because I like it” and more “I am so busy with my awesome life killing lannisters/defeating the empire/uncovering priceless artifacts to shave all the time.” if that makes sense.

Word. Effortless is our facial-hair philosophy these days.

Do you think groomed-as-hell beards will ever make a comeback? I’m wondering if I should invest in wax now.

Feb 28, 20123 notes
#wax for facial hair #not candle wax #that industry is... BURNT OUT
You'll have to pry my spelling of words like "humour", "flavour", and "vigour" from my cold, dead fingers...

But I’ll concede the elimination of that “u” when it comes to forming adjectives.

I just realized how terrible “humourous” looks. It’s heinous.

I mean, it’s heinos.

I wrote an article about this on CollegeHumor, many moons ago. It wasn’t funny then, and it ain’t now!

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#language #Americans: consider this a term of our treaty
Opinions are like Assholes

  • everyone has one
  • if you didn’t, you would be poisoned from the inside
  • they should not be seen in any sort of public forum
  • you should only expose yours to sexual partners, and only if you’re both into that sort of thing
  • you should have yours examined by a doctor, for your own good
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#additions welcome
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“I’m telling you, I was almost walking out with three puppies. It’s so hard. That’s why we named her Sophie, because it was Sophie’s Choice. I was crying — it was so hard.” —Jennifer Aniston on getting a dog. In Sophie’s Choice, a mother at Auschwitz has to choose whether her 10-year-old son or 7-year-old daughter will live. (via officialssay)
Feb 28, 2012155 notes
#life's rough for Jennifer Aniston
I AM SO CONFUSED: What Lot's Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn't A Pillar of Salt) → thismakesmeanxious.tumblr.com

stfuhatemongers:

eating-poetry:

Do you remember when we met
in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless,
and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing
you, when we were young, and blushed with youth
like bruised fruit. Did we care then
what our neighbors did
in the dark?

When our first…

This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever read in my life.

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#poem
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New Show Replay AV Recording

sparklyfaerie:

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Is it disrespectful of me to mention that I didn’t notice until it was brought to my attention thusly?

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Feb 27, 201293 notes
#writing

vincentpeone:

Jazz records sound best when you’re cooking dinner.

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...
  • Self: (aloud) Wouldn't it be funny if a rabbi posted a GPOY of himself or herself?
  • Self: ...
  • Self: But instead of "GPOY", it would be "GP-Oy!"
  • Self: ......
  • Self: Like, "Oy vey!"
  • Self: .........
  • Self: ............
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#...
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