You can’t imagine how tough it is to live on only $250,000 a year.
The writers of—and people in—this article can’t imagine how little sympathy their plight deserves or receives.
I’m not attracted to Riker beards.
But, like, Robb Stark beardiness? Yes.
I guess it’s scruff that I like is what I’m getting at. Like, less “I do this because I like it” and more “I am so busy with my awesome life killing lannisters/defeating the empire/uncovering priceless artifacts to shave all the time.” if that makes sense.
Word. Effortless is our facial-hair philosophy these days.
Do you think groomed-as-hell beards will ever make a comeback? I’m wondering if I should invest in wax now.
But I’ll concede the elimination of that “u” when it comes to forming adjectives.
I just realized how terrible “humourous” looks. It’s heinous.
I mean, it’s heinos.
I wrote an article about this on CollegeHumor, many moons ago. It wasn’t funny then, and it ain’t now!
Do you remember when we met
in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless,
and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing
you, when we were young, and blushed with youth
like bruised fruit. Did we care then
what our neighbors did
in the dark?When our first…
This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever read in my life.
Is it disrespectful of me to mention that I didn’t notice until it was brought to my attention thusly?
Jazz records sound best when you’re cooking dinner.
