February 2012
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TUMBLR'S BACK ONLINE
Quick!
Say something worthwhile into this fresh-killed silence whisper it into the ear of what matters
Oh that’s not our goal not our aim
But there’s this cat that’s scared of a diswasher I think you would all like to see it
You know
Just to be safe
January 2012
Bill O'Reilly Responds To Miss Piggy: Muppets... →
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popculturebrain:
Great feud.
The comments at the bottom are great.
It’s clear to people that he’s being tongue-in-cheek there, right?
I think Bill O’Reilly is an asshole, but more self-aware and intelligent than your average Fox News talktard. That’s like being the tallest of the Seven Dwarfs, I know, but he still strikes me as someone who gets it,...
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“In an effort to get people to look
into each other’s eyes more,
and also to...”
– Jeffrey McDaniel, “The Quiet World” (Forgiveness Parade, Manic D Press, 1998)
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i need to start planning a superbowl shindig.
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graydayson:
lets go PATS!
Celebrating the super bowl at the family party this year. First one I’ve been able to make in three years
Me toooooooo.
But ugh, does anyone even care who wins, since the Giants and Patriots are playing? I have nothing invested in either team. I haven’t watched a game all season, for that matter. I’ll just be over in the...
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pica
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic chuckle, a nod of mutual respect, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random and unexceptional but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.
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Why the friendzone is bullshit and self-proclaimed... →
angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can do, whether they mean it or not.”
and ”The perennial location of nice guys everywhere.”
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oh my goood i am so excited for my lasercat...
comicallyvariant:
IF I MUST BECOME AN ADULT I WILL DO IT KICKING AND SCREAMING
Cheques are still a thing? Or is it only for rent? That’s the only thing I have ever or will ever use them for…
Who would narrate Morgan Freeman's biopic?
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comicallyvariant:
walex replied to your photo: The fuck is Kal Penn doing in the background of an…
The fuck is Canadian Aboriginal Acting Darling Adam Beech doing arresting Elliot?
That’s not Elliot actually. He does look like him from that angle, though?
I think he looks like a combination of Christopher Meloni and Richard Alpert.
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:o: Thar ze blows →
ryannorth:
In this post Andrew talks a bit about gender-neutral pronouns. Since introducing “thon” in the comic I’ve used it casually in place of “they” in later comics once or twice, being the trouble I want to see in the world, etc.
Any new gender-neutral pronoun is going to sound weird (we use pronouns ALL THE TIME in English, and any changes to them will stand out like crazy no matter what...
