July 2011
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Road time!
I fully intend on taking a dickload of pictures this weekend. stay cool, folks!
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imbackintheussr replied to your photo: New phone lets me take stupid pictures of myself….
because of the background
imbackintheussr liked your photo: New phone lets me take stupid pictures of myself….
imbackintheussr replied to your photo: New phone lets me take stupid pictures of myself….
It kinda looks like you’re in the process of robbing an old folk’s home…
I’ll...
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Pelee Island. You heard of it?
I’m gonna be on it this weekend. Sun and beer and beer and beer and sun and beer.
And sun.
To my fellow Canadian Tumblrers: have a kickass holiday weekend!
To my American Tumblrers: have a great… normal weekend! I hope your country still has some money on Monday!
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these go to 11.: monopoly with assholes →
morninggloria:
Have you ever played Monopoly with an asshole? I don’t mean a literal hole in the butt from which poo emerges; I mean a big fat jerk.
It’s horrible. They’re constantly trying to bull bullshit moves that aren’t legal and finnagle with the banker, but then are the first to complain if anyone tries…
Which is why I can’t imagine running for Congress is voluntary.
sszz:
One hour of watching Nick toons and I want to buy a scooter, a mini electrical helicopter. Statefarm insurance, and turn into a werewolf.
OooOOooOooOoOooOoo the power of advertising.
If you do those things in reverse order, you’ll get the door closed in your face. State Farm doesn’t cover werewolves. Obviously that’s racist, but what can ya do?
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Editing. This person I work with might be even...
And that’s saying something!
I should use more semicolons and colons in my day-to-day writing. I personally like when they’re offset from either side of the sentence ; I do not know why. It reminds me of, for some reason, Oscar Wilde. Did he do that? I don’t know.
I'm sitting at my desk at work and posting to...
Because I can. Samsung Galaxy. Good times!
imbackintheussr asked: That is an egregious error, but I for some reason I didn't notice it. In fact I didn't notice any text at all until you pointed it out, I wonder why...
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Anonymous asked: clearly we are not going to have sex.
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Whichever ad exec wrote 'There's no wrong way to...
I smashed one into my forearm, thinking my pores would do the trick. No such luck.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
John Mayer (67)
Incubus (9)
The Lost Fingers (2)
Johnny Cash (1)
Radiohead (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I’m home bound.”
– Odysseus (via historysaidwhat)
(*piano riff!*)
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“Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone...”
– Veronica A. Shoffstall (via lusciouschaos)
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The Tangential: How to Be Mildly Antagonistic... →
thetangential:
I tend to be a critical person. This was a problem for me especially as a child, when critiquing the British accents that your friends give to their Barbies will not, in fact, make you popular, and any constructive feedback you give your parents earns you the label “smartass,” sans dessert.
Relevant to so many of us.
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Today is a day wherein I will need all the coffee.
If only, if only the coffee at work was good.
But, it’s free and I am very thankful to them for that. It’s appreciated greatly.
I ask for space
ejj22:
I don’t get space.
You can’t just HAVE space. The universe is open-source, dude!
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Skywalk attraction offers proof that we Canadians... →
I wanna.
Diane Arbus on the elation of abandoning hope
claytoncubitt:
“Once I dreamed I was on a gorgeous ocean liner, all pale, gilded, cupid-encrusted, rococo as a wedding cake. There was smoke in the air, people were drinking and gambling. I knew the ship was on fire and we were sinking, slowly. They knew it too but they were very gay, dancing and singing and kissing, a little delirious. There was no hope. I was terribly elated. I could...
welcometothisblogbitch:
nprfreshair:
From This...
I'm genuinely confused about that troll's...
mattgorman:
Like, if he didn’t actually believe any of the asinine arguements [sic] he was making and was just doing it to get notes (in which case he’s a stupid asshole instead of just stupid), why did he answer my message privately with a seemingly earnest attempt to keep making his “bullshit arguements”?
He jumped ship halfway through. Straight into Troll River.
Simple.
In a single paragraph, I mistakenly turned...
Butts on the mind today, folks. Butts.
fighterjets replied to your post: Hey, Brontë sisters. How the hell am I supposed to pronounce y’all’s name?
I went to Brontë house a few weeks ago. Here I generally hear people pronounce it as Bronté.
That would be my first instinct as well. WHO KNOWS
Area puppy responds to news of the Rasmus trade
jheath:
Thank you for Rasmus.
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Can you imagine being Zeus when Athena, Hera, and...
AWKWARD.
Ain’t no way I’m settling this, ladies. I am either married or attracted to all three of you, and all three of you are also related to me by blood. I have issues to take care of, and I do not have time to tell you which one of the three of you is the biggest hottie.
Go talk to Paris. He’ll settle this. Aphrodite, under no circumstances are you to promise him the most...
justanotherwanderer asked: Honestly though, what's the deal with English modal verbs? How have we managed to drop the "to" in the infinitive and say fuck you to conjugated forms?
Weird, am I right?
eg.
I want TO go
I have TO go
I like TO go
I can go
I should go
I may go
Weird, am I right?
eg.
I want TO go
I have TO go
I like TO go
I can go
I should go
I may go
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Miss Worded: The Myth of the "Man Hating" Feminist →
missworded:
I have never, in all my [redacted] years met a man-hating feminist. Never. Not one.
Yet so many people decry the Evil Man-Hating Feminist as a reason to shit all over feminism.
Where does it come from? I have an idea.
I had a beta reader on one of my romance manuscripts — in fact, it’s the one…
I never know how to negotiate what is meant when someone says that all the...
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“There are in the body politic, economic and social, many and grave evils, and...”
– Theodore Roosevelt on journalistic integrity.
I have signed up to donate blood again.
kataroo:
I still don’t like doing it, but I feel like it’s one of those things I should/need to do. I was able to get a later appointment so I can go home right afterward, but I’ll still have time to grab a late lunch and have more energy going into the donation.
Having blood everyone wants can be annoying.
Whoa, I totally forgot to do that this month. Thank you for the reminder, fellow...
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“He is a socialist idiot……
But I really hope he beats this and gets...”
– Some guy commenting on Jack Layton’s temporarily stepping down as NDP leader to deal with his cancer treatments.
Suffice it to say that that’s an interesting preface to your well-wishing.
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Jack Layton's Statement regarding his leave of... →
I didn’t actually get choked up by this, but I got as close to that as I can about some political leader. This guy is an optimist through and through, and I can’t wait for him to get better and back to Ottawa.
Oh, Jack.
