January 2012
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December 2011
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BIRTHDAY TIME BIRTHDAY TIME
Worship me, peasants! The planet is at the same point in its orbit as it was when, 24 years ago, I graced the world’s stage for the first time.
Bow before me! I didn’t die this year!
Get off the internet.
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Are any of you guys coming to my birthday party?
invisiblebee asked: RE: Futility - what did you make?
Futility
n. — The act of closing the microwave door as quietly as you can, before pressing the buttons with them loud-ass beeps.
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“Tell your family I say hello!”
That was all he’d been told, really. A short exchange of pleasantries, and an entreaty to pass on well-wishes. But for some reason, he held onto them, for days. He didn’t tell his family that anyone had said “hello!”, not for a week at least. Something made him refrain, hold those wishes hostage. Like they had no right to exist...
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buffalope:
you know youre a 90s kid when you never shut the fuck up about it
What, is someone allergic to apostrophes up in here?
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Sufjan Stevens (67)
Trans-Siberian Orchestra (41)
CBC Radio (26)
Barenaked Ladies (11)
John Mayer (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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