December 2010
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A Brief Reflection on 2010
Quite simply, 2010 wasn’t the best year I’ve ever had.  My personal growth has been outweighed by setbacks and self-doubt.  The funny thing is, I’m sure 2010 has been the greatest year ever for others.  So I don’t begrudge what this year has been.  At worst, I learned lessons about myself that will help me become a better person tomorrow. I don’t place much faith in...
Dec 31st
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473. You can't drink champagne from the bottle....
Happy New Years, everyone!
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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avecsansplus asked: I'm a big dummy/the worst follower ever and neglected to wish you a happy birthday before now. Birthdays are great, so you're in for a real treat. How old are you? Depending on the answer, I will either dispense learned wisdom or call you "Gramps." Either way, you win.
Dec 30th
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It's really hard to decide the worst atrocity that...
It’s like the movie is a montage, trying to outdo itself in terms of bad film. Somehow, I willingly tuned in to the last half-hour of the movie.  Here is a short list of things that offended my sensibilities in one way or another: The tired formula of establishing a comedic tone with two play-by-play announcers with contrasting personalities. Seeing Stephen Colbert make his way through...
Dec 30th
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avecsansplus asked: I'm a big dummy/the worst follower ever and neglected to wish you a happy birthday before now. Birthdays are great, so you're in for a real treat. How old are you? Depending on the answer, I will either dispense learned wisdom or call you "Gramps." Either way, you win.
Dec 30th
sszz-deactivated20110830 asked: happpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppyyyyyy birthhhhhday!!!!!!


hope it's ahhhhhh-soooomme!!!
Dec 30th
comicallyvariant-deactivated201 asked: Happy birthday!
Dec 30th
sszz-deactivated20110830 asked: happpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppyyyyyy birthhhhhday!!!!!!


hope it's ahhhhhh-soooomme!!!
Dec 29th
comicallyvariant-deactivated201 asked: Happy birthday!
Dec 29th
ejj22 asked: Happy Birthday!! :) I hope you are having a great day.
Dec 29th
Anonymous asked: If you could ask for anything for your birthday (and receive it), what would it be?
Dec 29th
Anonymous asked: If you could ask for anything for your birthday (and receive it), what would it be?
Dec 29th
ejj22 asked: Happy Birthday!! :) I hope you are having a great day.
Dec 29th
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Don’t mind me, just compulsively checking my Facebook wall to see who’s wishing me a happy birthday. I’m like a well-made gyroscope. Self-centred?  No?
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
fauxcal-deactivated20110131 asked: happy birthday to you! congratulations on escaping natural selection another year!
Dec 29th
fauxcal-deactivated20110131 asked: happy birthday to you! congratulations on escaping natural selection another year!
Dec 29th
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I just want to wish myself a happy birthday right...
I want to congratulate myself on successfully navigating another revolution around the Sun. I want to reiterate Stephen Wright’s sage words: “I plan on living forever.  So far, so good.” I want to draw attention to myself and feign modesty when well wishes are bestowed upon me.  I love waving a hand in an effortless form of good-natured dismissal. But I won’t do none of...
Dec 29th
tackyglue asked: My favorite gift was a vuvuzela. It's the greatest thing ever... sooo bringing that to school, yo. Next, kinda morbid, question: How do you think you'll die?
Dec 28th
tackyglue asked: What was the coolest gift you got this Christmas?
Dec 27th
tackyglue asked: What was the coolest gift you got this Christmas?
Dec 27th
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flailure: Last night, I went to a friend’s party. She lives in an awesome house with her successful actor fiancé. I went to say goodbye before I left, and she gave me a hug. A friend of her’s, who apparently had just arrived and didn’t know her fiancé, walked in on us hugging. The friend said, “So this is the man I’ve heard so much about.” Though I wasn’t the man she’d heard so much about, it...
Dec 26th
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Don’t get me wrong. I do love being home.  I love my family. It’s just that I can only take so much impassioned debate and discussion.  And tonight I blundered in the wrong direction for an hour and a half and feel like I sold people short by doing so. Personal shit I won’t bore you with, of course.  Just pretending for now that Tumblr is my diary journal punching-bag for...
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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“This crippling of individuals I consider the worst evil of capitalism. Our whole...”
– Albert Einstein (via jahanzebjz)
Dec 24th
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The peanut brittle I made as a Christmas gift is a...
Not sure what part I did wrong, but it’s sticky rather than brittle.  I made peanut sticky, and that sounds disgusting, doesn’t it? Really don’t want to head back to the mall or anything.  HALP?
Dec 24th
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WatchWatch
Miracle on 22nd Street
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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tackyglue asked: How often do you watch the news?
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Daniel Tosh hosts this show called 'Tosh.0', where...
He just now mentioned, in relation to this, that he hates plays.  I do believe he was saying so more for the sake of his bit, but I nonetheless discovered a wonderful irony. He mentioned how he figured The Vagina Monologues would be sweet, until he learned it was just an hour of “women yapping about their periods”.  The hilarious part was that just as he said so, the insert image...
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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The tree fell over. After a good deal of sawing...
Christmas fun!  Tomorrow (later today) I’m baking my face off. Cool story, bro.
Dec 22nd
tackyglue asked: How often do you watch the news?
Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
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WHY AM I HAVING A TWITTER FIGHT ABOUT BABY IT'S...
kdek: I don’t care if the song was written 60 years ago. Read as a modern interpretation, it can be interpreted as date rapey. A dude denying all this? And saying that a man coercing a woman to stay even after she said no but she gave up saying no because it’s hard to keep saying no sometimes is actually consent? UGH. I HATE MEN AND I HATE RAPE CULTURE. Dude, I’m completely on board...
Dec 21st
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Nothing goes with a lunar eclipse like total cloud...
I’m well aware that there is no conscious effort by the weather to thwart my viewing of a rare celestial event, but even I have to wonder. Of all the nights between 1545 and tonight, why clouds now?
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
blissandzen: Oh, why not? Go for it. But be quick. PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE Whatever.
Dec 21st
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I don’t care how much of an eight-year-old I sound like.  My milk intake increases by about 500% when I add chocolate syrup to it.
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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I cannot verify this fact, but I hear the Saturday...
A perfect reason to go out shopping tonight! What do you folks want?
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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