December 2010
tackyglue asked: As a little kid, did you get in trouble a lot?
November 2010
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bigfunnywords:
The internet on my new phone doesnt work, but I wonder if I can text message a post to my tumblr….guess we’ll find out!!
If this was your attempt at finding out, then it was successful.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-28) →
CAKE (71)
The Mountain Goats (50)
Foo Fighters (15)
Bright Eyes (15)
Garth Brooks (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Real Talk.
My novel won’t reach the magical 50,000-word plateau by midnight. That’s only 19 and a half hours from now, and I’m right around 27,000. That’s up 2,000 from an hour ago, when I did the math. From that point, I would have needed to burn at 1,300-odd words an hour, non-stop, to just barely make it. Considering the fact that a reasonable, steady pace from the beginning of...
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When your writing program crashes on you and you...
Fuck it.
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Good news, everyone! It appears I am still...
I am obviously really bad at planning my life.
Could someone please high-five me? Except instead of your hand, use an ice pick, and instead of my hand, strike my brain? Hard enough for some cerebellum to spill onto the ground, if you could.
At least 2010 is continuing on its merry, spiteful way.
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This makes me sound a bit like a loser, but...
Does anyone have their Gmail currently coloured in nice Christmas-y tones? I can’t find the right shades and placement.
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Leggings Adventures: My step by step guide to... →
ejj22:
1. SLEEP UNTIL NOON - This is a very important step. If you have to stay awake until four am eating eggs with your boyfriend the night before, then so be it.
2. Wake up, rub your sleepy little eyes, and smoke a little. - Don’t worry. This will not affect your ability to do homework. Oh wait,…
I can relate to vast majorities of this text. I wish I couldn’t.
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imbackintheussr asked: as a writer, do you have a muse? If so, I want to borrow her for a day, mine escaped from the dungeo....err "basement"
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I've blown past the halfway mark on the ol' novel....
And no, I didn’t type “This was all happening in Canada, as was everything else that has thus far been described.” Although that is a great conclusion to a novel. Very meta-.
Am I going a little crazy? Most assuredly.
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In other news, my roommate is going to buy me a...
If that ain’t motivation, I don’t know what is!
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A NaNoWriMo Pep Talk from David Eggers
Dear NaNoWriMo Author,
Is procrastination a problem for you? Really? You think you have a problem?
Here’s procrastination: The organizers of NaNoWriMo asked me three months ago to write this pep talk, and I’m only writing it now, after blowing three deadlines, after avoiding ten reminders. I was asked to write a pep talk for NaNoWriMo, and I’m actually writing it after the...
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A lot of my old friends still call my parents'...
lacrossesticks:
And no matter how old I am, my mom will always do this when answering the phone:
Mom: Hello?
Friend: Hi Pam! Is Katie there?
Mom: KATIE WHO?
Friend: Paaaaaaaaammmmmmm
Mom: *chuckles* Yeah one second.
CLASSIC.
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I don't know who Billy Heater is, but someone I...
Cool name, dude. Cool like only a Heater can be.
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Leslie Nielsen has passed away,...
I’m afraid the general public will be remembering him as a one-trick pony.
Rest in peace, Mr. Nielsen. Les. I believe you would have let me call you Les, if we had ever met.
tackyglue asked: What are you afraid of?
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This Year's Masterpiece: Unpopular Opinion →
bluebears:
I don’t hate Thomas Kinkade paintings. I mean I know the man himself is a big conservative jerkface and I think the pictures are super cheesy (and I personally wouldn’t buy one or hang one in my house).
But…they’re not that bad. They actually kinda remind me of Bob Ross…
I like thinking that “BRCAR” could also stand in as an abbreviation for “Be Right...
kat-aroo asked: The peanut butter toast was a treat for me because I baked gluten free bread yesterday. The Elf soundtrack? Solid Christmas investment. Great holiday album.
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Re-arranging a song lyric and putting it in your...
It’s just one line, people. Don’t look at me like I’m heartless. Although I think I’ll just pad this book with the lyrics to “American Pie”, in a different order. That’ll eat up some space!
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YouTube and iTunes are trying to get people...
If you don’t have Beatles music yet, or access to it, you don’t know any people. Seriously. Their impact is that massive. They’re everywhere.
Maybe you’re 13 years old and you’re new to the world of buying music. That’s okay. Ask literally any of your relatives. They will have Beatles music - or, in the rare case that they don’t, they’ll know...
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Bahamas. Doug Paisley. Two of the best...
As in, more than one calendar year. Amazing, absolutely fantastic live music.
They’re playing in Winnipeg on Tuesday, and moving west from there. So, hey. Western Canada! Check them out! God almighty, you will not be disappointed*.
*assuming you like real folk music and rockabilly and great live entertainment
EXT. KOREATOWN. LATE NIGHT
Me: I'll walk you to your car.
J.C.: You don't have to.
Me: No, I will.
J.C.: I have Mace for times like this.
Me: You're going to mace me because I walked you to your car?
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sszz-deactivated20110830 asked: Lies and bananas
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mynewbeginnings:
Started my Kosher Recipe book tonight. Excited to do it :)
If there’s anything you dig up that you think I might like, let me know!
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Ugggggggggh Florence and the Machine is getting... →
welcometothisblogbitch:
I hate Glee like no one has ever hated anything.
Even you, Hitler.
Everything goes through the meat grinder that is Glee. I suppose their penchant for adding their name to other words would make them a gleet grinder instead, but that’s just a nonsense word.
Anyway, yeah. Fuck Glee.
