The sacrifice shall surely appease the families for whom the Iraq War represents nothing but tears and loss.
The book has been thrown in the wrong direction.
The sacrifice shall surely appease the families for whom the Iraq War represents nothing but tears and loss.
The book has been thrown in the wrong direction.
Last night I worked the door at a Hallowe’en show at the London Music Club, dressed as what I have described as a ’70s cop turned ’80s sex offender. Pretty scuzzy. I’m about to post what my facial hair currently looks like, as it is halfway between my usual beard and completely gone. Shaving it all off tomorrow because then it’s Movember! Sponsor me!
Anyway, tonight I think my roommate and I are going to get wasted here. Not sure what we’ll get up to, really. Might end up wandering the streets, but I don’t have a costume I’m that proud of. Last night was thrown together, and I really wish I had hit the mark in terms of looking cool instead of perverted. There’s a grey area there, apparently.
Oh well. My mustache offends even me.
Now I have to go a whole week before getting some, and even then, only if he has smaller sizes available.
This week is going to look so pale.
My friends nineteenth birthday party went a little something like this:
*birthday girl and one of my other roomies- 2 games of beer pong
*Birthday girl and her brother (whose birthday was also recently)- muff dive shots (you put a shot in a shot glass and place it in a martini glass…then fill…
It’s so cute when you kids drink.
A normal person thinks, “Gosh, it is 1:30 in the morning and I have drank a fairly considerable amount - not enough to be drunk but certainly enough to be tipsy and tired. I should probably go to bed.”
A nerd thinks “OH HEY LET’S WATCH DOCTOR WHO FROM THE VERY DAMN BEGINNING.”
Black and white, fuckers. It’s on
I think the second thought process applies to a lot of normal people, too. You just have to insert a different show or movie. Me, I have fond memories of M*A*S*H marathons at 3 in the morning. There’s always The Simpsons or Planet Earth or It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia or TRON. What’s important is that you enjoy yourself. And that you try your best to stay up for more than one episode.
Mhm. We have to be certain people at certain times. I know what you mean. I can recall being at work (way too fucking long ago…) and having to juggle having a co-worker chatting at me, and my work. It’s just one of the downsides to being a personable awesome dude. I’m sure you know what I mean.
No thank you.
:)