October 2009
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September 2009
Has anyone bought all the re-releases of the Beatles’ discography? If so, was it worth paying for? Again?
That being said, their large-scale brilliance is the reason why I keep saying, “No, now THIS is their best album.” Too many to choose from.
Having “Oh Yeah” by Yello (you know, from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) in your head is not inducive to quiet reflection and brainstorming.
BOOM-BOOM chik. Chika-chikaaaa….
I’m a fine wine, living on a razor’s edge between fermentation and decay.
If I try to say ‘femininity’ a few times in a row in my head, I really lose track of the syllables. Anyone know a synonym for femininity?
I’m not going to lie, #lamarodom does not look like a name. Looks like a cousin of ‘rama-lama-ding-dong”.
Lecture ended an hour early because we all seem unenthusiastic and tired. Should feel bad… kinda do. Maybe - SPRING BREAK! Never mind!
Due to a variety of poorly-thought out craftsmanship, I can open 1 out of the 8 drawers in my room without difficulty.
If you wanted proof that black people get on top of the Trending Topics every day, look no further than the #darkskin #lightskin debate.
If we’re talking chicken, I’d prefer #lightskin. #darkskin would mean it’s burnt. But with apples, #darkskin is better.
Anyone care to weigh in on why tiny screens (smartphones) are better than larger screens (desktops, laptops)? Is eye strain the new thing?
This infomercial confuses me. The “there’s GOT to be a better way!” part wasn’t in black-and-white. So… it’s all good?
Oh hey, Elliot Gould. Your New-York-cop cameo in “Muppets Take Manhattan” seems just right to me.
I’ve never seen “The Muppets Take Manhattan”… but it’s not as magical as the Show always seemed to be.
Chatting football with a friend. He’s about a million times more knowledgeable about Premier League, but I love to learn.
#cantlivewithout Oxygen, food, water, etc. Also - in the metaphorical sense - #cantlivewithout music or imagination.
The bots are getting more intelligent. I just got @’ed by one.
http://www.jamorama.com/?hop=wetbrush - This poor bastard’s facial hair is off-centre.
RT @terrinakamura What to do when you’ve forgotten someone’s name: http://bit.ly/M9JZy <- These are better than my usual blank stare.
The river that is this lecture left me behind about 3 miles ago. I’m in an eddy or something. [water metaphor suggesting I’m lost].
The chairs in the classroom give me back pain immediately, and it is sore in worrisome ways.
RT @InvisibleBee Landlord seems to think she’s busting out a new contract on us today. Yeah right. <- Is this legal? Anyone know?
Half of my body keeps moving to get up and pick up a guitar. But I don’t think I actually want to. I think I’m too tired. I think.
Hey, @larry2539. You say you are Larry and there is a picture of a girl in her bra in your profile. And your name is Kathleen Figueroa…
Tweeps, remind me that I need glasses when I sit at the back of a lecture hall. Remind me that is why I got glasses in the first place.
Ah, the Lumiere Brothers. My Film class days coming back to me. (I should clarify I took one Film class). Nostalgic, nonetheless.
To Dylan Thomas' Father, Ere 20 Years
Is it possible that I’m too aware of the world and its history? Too aware for my own good?
I’ve reached the age at which many men and women in the past have clamoured to find themselves - raged against what they’d been raised to believe - fought the harsher parts of reality they’d discovered on their own - tried to tear asunder the box, the paradigm - attempted to find...
I think www.thisiswhyyourefat.com can help you never feel hungry again.
Today’s XKCD - http://xkcd.com/639/ - has an alt-text shout-out to Hark! A Vagrant, which I ALSO read. I’m in a subculture here.
I don’t like Gossip Girls. But I have me some crush-age on Blake Lively. #Emmys
Thank you, Sarah McLachlan.
just voted “YES! Love him!” on “Neil Patrick Harris doing a good job at the #emmys09 ?” vote too ➔ http://bit.ly/15v8s8
Maybe the worst TV ad I’ve ever heard. For CSI: “More C… more S… and more I.”
Whoever that producer from Mad Men was… he gave me new words to live by and he doesn’t even know it.
Why am I not surprised that the guy from The Mentalist is Australian? He’s just so darn good-looking.
To hell with Chelsea. Tottenham’s defense collapses for ONE second… shit.
RT @jordanlaryssa I really, really like it when you #cliffhangertweets
I could really get used to this whole gym thing. And that’s a good thing, this whole gym thing.
If this be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, then I’d best get to pillagin’ Caribbean islands.
I have had to explain to two women in as many nights this simple comparison: shoes are not a big deal. Some have heels, some don’t. The end.
#inmyhood you can sometimes find my head, if I have pulled the hood of my hoodie up and am wearing my hood. White people FTW.
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I suck and did not make it out the afternoon festivities at LOLA today. Bruce Peninsula, I apologize for personally offending you.
Anyone able to offer me some help with figuring out Google Chrome?
#whatnottowear : The skin of the last foe you defeated. A knuckle-bone added to your necklace will suffice.
In case you were wondering - and you were - sticking your tongue out at a fan for a few minutes will make your tongue very dry. Drily witty.
It’s significant when I think a room is cold. Right now, this room is cold.
My prof just asked if any of us has written a book. It’s flattering to be addressed like that by a teacher.
