May 2013
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I'm 25 and I've already used up a lifetime's worth...
That didn’t take too long.
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“It’s dark now and I am very tired. I love you, always. Time is nothing.”
– The Time Traveler’s Wife (via fuck-yeah-lit-quotes)
(This is what my head sounds like.)
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Aroldis Chapman and Kenley Jansen pitched 0.1...
Relief pitchers are a fickle thing, my friends.
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exceedinglytoosmall:
make your chocolate milk a lil pg13. irish cream that shit
I like that this just brings it up to PG13. I don’t ever want an R-rated chocolate milk.
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“My mother thought I had a messiah complex - sort of true. All my life, I’ve...”
– Kate Bornstein, A Queer and Pleasant Danger (via exceedinglytoosmall)
Ughhhh Megan you just promised you wouldn’t post ANY quotes from this book
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It turns out writing the hardest emails you've...
Turns out.
Turns out.
Turns out.
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I really don't need Wesley Friggin' Crusher...
I have to agree to disagree with so many people it...
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Game 7 and Re-Entry!
First the Leafs play, and hopefully move on in the playoffs.
Then our hometown hero, Chris Hadfield, plummets back to Earth in a tin can.
I am fucking amped.
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exceedinglytoosmall:
you said you felt responsible for my unhappiness.
you weren’t.
but now you are.
It’s as if I’m hearing it for the first time all over again.
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The disc tray on an XBox 360 can be opened by a dog’s nose.
I feel that this is a grievous design oversight.
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Somebody my stepbrother and cousin both know just put up a Facebook update stating that he is not gay, and that he’s just gonna be him and people have to deal with that.
406 people have liked it.
That seems like an astounding number to me. Not because of the message, it’s just that he’s just some kid in high school.
Am I missing something? Maybe he’s a celebrity. I...
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I was trying to get a perfect old-timey baseball...
I ended up with Patch Robinson, and I felt like that was… like, 65% of the way there.
Well, based on things I heard today, I changed it to Hooch Hanigan.
This is a trillion times better.
I feel like it rivals Harold “Pie” Traynor.
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Hey, followers! This week, I have received private...
A spoken-word poet, thanking me for liking and sharing his amazing piece; Someone who shares (don’t know if they make) some great pixel art, thanking me for following
More love than I’ve gotten from any of you crusty ol’ bastards!
Wow, okay. I kid. J’enfant. Bad French.
Thank you all for reading my junk, peeping them sweet pics I ask you to peep, and sticking around in...
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thegirlwhocriedfandom reblogged your link: Abercrombie & Fitch Refuses To Make Clothes For Large Women
HOLY HELL THEY SOLD GUNS?!
Damn skippy.
But not to fat people.
KIDDING
The fat person had to be a guy, though.
PROBABLY NOT KIDDING
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Abercrombie & Fitch Refuses To Make Clothes For... →
buddhabrot:
halffizzbin:
thegirlwhocriedfandom:
Abercrombie and Fitch has decided that anyone over a size 10 jean isn’t sexy enough for their clothing line, and doesn’t want them shopping in their stores and sullying their clothes. They decided to only hire good looking people so that only good looking people will come into their store.
“It’s almost everything. That’s why we hire...
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It only just now occurred to me that maybe your...
Is this normal? Or I am allergic to quite possibly the most laidback food there is?
I hope I can get some stuff done tomorrow, because...
Onward?
